hello yes i am professional trash nerd

I am the living embodiment of the 'please give me space' dog

ralfmaximus:

jtightpants:

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Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we’re all making.

Anonymous sent a text

Smash or pass: fire atronach

luciferthelightbringer2point0:

puppyboygf:

puppyboygf:

SMASH

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look. just saying. would not be the worst way to die

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thesecretuncle:

latinomood:

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Telekinetic battle

It’s clear who is winning

sparrow-va:

dicksmasher:

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himbo convention

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BABE PLS JDHSKSKDJS

sniperct:

ingridverse:

polteaageist:

captainsblogsupplemental:

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#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’

Perfect.

Actually it’s 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer “round numbers”, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety. 

After all, comedy is timing.

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were–ralph:

Where did you come from

Tumblr is my home….I never left

I left tumblr during the porn ban and now im back for no reason

Reddit Refugee

Twitter Refugee

Facebook Refugee

Some Other Site [Comment]

RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen

radiofreederry:

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the-fox-alive:

faggot-friday:

faggot-friday:

faggot-friday:

faggot-friday:

YES I’M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

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i may be stupid

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you shut your whore mouth

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i won’t hesitate bitch

Then do it coward

funny-tik-toks:

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guooey:

guooey:

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